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Roll in The Hay Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Biddys Roll in The Hay Figurine
Still loves a good roll in the hay!

Vanity - Coots & Biddys
Biddys Vanity Figurine
Sometimes I "make-up" my age!

Coolest Grandpa Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Coots Coolest Grandpa Figurine
World's Coolest Grandpa!

Looking Good Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Biddys Looking Good Figurine
I make old age look good!

Knitting Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Biddys Knitting Figurine
Knitting forever...
Housework whenever!

Intoxicating Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Biddys Intoxicating Figurine
Still so intoxicating

Bath Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Coots Bath Figurine
Still enjoys the bubblies!

Boy Toy Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Coots Boy Toy Figurine
Still a sexy boy toy

Retirement Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Coots Retirement Figurine
Retirement: No job, no stress, no pay!

Doctor Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Coots PHD Patiently Heading Downhill Doctor Figurine

Coots He's Gotta Nightstick Police Officer Bobble Figurine
Coots He's Gotta Nightstick Police Officer Bobble Figurine
He's got a nightstick and knows how to use it.

Coots Fireman
Coots Still Knows How to Work Hose Firefighter Bobble Figurine

Biddys Still Likes to Get Her Hands Dirty Gardener Figurine
Biddys Still Likes to Get Her Hands Dirty Gardener Figurine

Biddys Best Tease in Town Hairdresser Bobble Figurine
Biddys Best Tease in Town Hairdresser Bobble Figurine
Still gives the best tease in town.

Biddys Housewife by Day Bobble Figurine
Biddys Housewife by Day Bobble Figurine
Housewife by day, rock star by night!

Can Still Get Leid
Can Still Get Leid Biddys Bobble Figurine

Still a Firecracker
Biddys Firecracker Figurine
Still a Firecracker.

Coots Magnetic Coot and Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
Coots Magnetic Coot and Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Wine Improves With Age. I Improve With Wine.
Wine Coot Figurine
Wine Improves With Age. I Improve With Wine.

He's Still Got All The Right Moves Collectible Coot Figurine
He's Still Got All The Right Moves Coot Figurine

Still Knows How To Boogy Style Biddys Figurine
Still Knows How To Boogy! Biddys Figurine

World Peace and Medicare Biddys Figurine
World Peace and Medicare Biddys Figurine
World Peace and Medicare for all!

I'm not denying my age, I'm embellishing my youth Biddys Figurine
Embellishing Youth Biddys Figurine
I'm not denying my age, I'm embellishing my youth.

Coots Pistol Figurine
Coots Pistol Figurine
Still knows how to whip out his pistol.

Coots Middle Age Figurine
Coots Aging Ain't for Sissies Figurine

Coots Middle Age Figurine
Coots Middle Age Figurine
Middle Age: When your age shows around your middle.

Cougar Biddys Figurine
Cougar Biddys Figurine
Beware: Cougar on prowl

Biddys Let's Get Physical Figurine
Biddys Let's Get Physical Figurine

Biddys Party Animal Figurine
Biddys Party Animal Figurine
Still a Party Animal.

Biddys Still A Heartbreaker Figurine
Biddys Still A Heartbreaker Figurine
A bit older, but still a heartbreaker.

Calls the Shots Biddys Figurine
Calls the Shots Biddys Figurine
A bit older but still calls the shots!

Party Animal Coots Bobble Figurine
Party Animal Coots Bobble Figurine
Still a Party Animal!

Coots He Still Goes Out Figurine
Coots He Still Goes Out Figurine
He still goes out... but his back goes out more.

Happy Birthday Coots Bobble Figurine
Happy Birthday Coots Bobble Figurine
Birthdays are good for you
The more you have, the longer you live

OLD COOTS - SUPER SOAKER
OLD COOTS - SUPER SOAKER
I'm not old, I haven't grown up yet.

Biddys Figurine T.G.I.F Style
Biddys Figurine T.G.I.F Style
T.G.I.F This Grandma is Fabulous

Biddys Figurine Turning Back Time Style
Biddys Figurine Turning Back Time Style
Turning Back Time.

Biddys Figurine The Best Buns Style
Biddys Figurine The Best Buns Style
Still has the best buns

Biddys Figurine Will Brake For Booze Style
Biddys Figurine Will Brake For Booze Style
Will Brake For Booze!

Biddys Figurine Shopping Is Cheaper Style
Biddys Figurine Shopping Is Cheaper Style
Shopping is Cheaper than a Psychiatrist.

Biddys Round Up The Boys Figurine
Biddys Round Up The Boys Figurine
At may age, I can still round up the boys.

Coots Figurine Vintage Style
Coots Figurine Vintage Style
I'm Not Old. I'm Vintage!

How to Score Old Coot Hockey Figurine
How to Score Old Coot Hockey Bobblehead Figure
Still knows how to score!

Coots Another Senior Moment Figurine
Coots Another Senior Moment Figurine

Coots Birthday Bobble Figurine
Coots Birthday Bobble Figurine
Whatever!
Birthdays are a time for celebration.

Coots Caveman Bobble Figurine
Coots Caveman Bobble Figurine
I'm not aging, I'm evolving

Coots Booty Pirate Figurine
Coots Booty Pirate Figurine
I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your BOOTY!

Coots Go Long Figurine
Coots Go Long Figurine

Coots Keep On Truckin' Figurine
Coots Keep On Truckin' Figurine
Keep on truckin' to the nearest rest stop.

Coots Old Kahuna Figurine
Coots Old Kahuna Figurine

Coots Still A Stallion Bobble Figurine
Coots Still A Stallion Bobble Figurine
Still a stallion in the saddle!

Biddys Biggest Tease Bobble Figurine
Biddys Biggest Tease Bobble Figurine
Still The Biggest Tease.

Biddys One Hot Mama Figurine
Biddys One Hot Mama Figurine
I pledge alleglance to being One Hot MAMA.

Biddys Tap That Sass Bobble Figurine
Biddys Tap That Sass Bobble Figurine

Coots Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension Figurine
Coots Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension Figurine

Coots Hangover Figurine
Coots Hangover Figurine
Hangover: The Wrath of Grapes

Coots Gone Fishin Bobble Figurine
Coots Gone Fishin Bobble Figurine

Coots King of Remote Figurine
Coots King of Remote Figurine
Still King of the Remote.

Coots Go Team Figurine
Coots Go Team Figurine
Still roots and toots for his team.

Coots Over the Hill Figurine
Coots Over the Hill Figurine
The grass is greener over the hill.

Biddys Heavenly Body Figurine
Biddys Heavenly Body Figurine
Still has a heavenly body.

Biddys Hot Old Devil Figurine
Biddys Hot Old Devil Figurine
One Hot Old devil.


Biddys We Can Still Do It
Biddys Figurine

Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
At this rate I should be able to retire by 147.

Coots New Hip Joints Figurine
Coots New Hip Joints Figurine
I used to go to hip joints, now I need a new hip joint.

Coots & Biddys Buffet Figurine
Coots & Biddys Buffet Figurine
So many buffets... so little time.

Coots & Biddys Skateboarder Figurine
Coots & Biddys Skateboarder Figurine
Too Cool for School
Old Coot (formerly known as Stud Muffin).

Coots And Biddys Village People Figurine
Coots & Biddys Village People Figurine
The retirement village people

Biddys Red Hot Mama Bobble Figurine
Biddys Red Hot Mama Bobble Figurine
A bit older, but still a RED HOT MAMA!

Coots & Biddys Between The Lines Figurine
Coots & Biddys Between The Lines Figurine
How do I feel about aging! Read between the lines!

Biddys Booty Call Figurine
Biddys Booty Call Figurine
Booty Call?

Biddys Hottie Figurine
Biddys Hottie Figurine
This hottie is one step above the rest!

Biddys My Age Figurine
Biddys My Age Figurine
I'd tell you my age... but then I'd have to kill you!

Biddys Play A Round Figurine
Biddys Play A Round Figurine
I still love to play a round!

Sexy Age Figurine
Coots - Sexy Age Figurine
I'm too sexy for my age!
too sexy for my age!

Rock and Roll Figurine
Coots - Rock and Roll Figurine
Still likes to rock and roll!

Cool Old Dude Bobble Figurine
Coots - Cool Old Dude Bobble Figurine
Radically Old Dude!

Botox Figurine
Biddys - Botox Figurine
Likes to show off her Botox!

Hot Flash Dance Figurine
Biddys - Hot Flash Dance Figurine
Now she does a
"Hot Flash Dance"!

Grey Hares Bobble Figurine
Biddys - Grey Hares Bobble Figurine
As we get older,
what is a few more grey hares!

Biddy Babes Bobble Figurine
Biddy Babes Bobble Figurine
What happens with the girls,
stays with the girls!

Candles Figurine
Coots - Candles Figurine
Now the candles cost
more than the cake.

Chunky Dunk Figurine
Coots - Chunky Dunk Figurine
At my age...
I don't skinny dip,
I chunky dunk!

No End Figurine
Coots - No End Figurine
There's no end to the fun.

Old Fartful Figurine
Coots - Old Fartful Figurine
Old enough to be a
Historical Monument:
OLD FARTFUL.

Women You Feel Figurine
Coots - Women You Feel Figurine
You're only as young as
the women you feel.

Happy Hour Bobble Figurine
Coots - Happy Hour Bobble Figurine
Every hour after retirement is
Happy Hour!

Age Figurine
Biddys - Age Figurine
I don't lie about my age
I brag about it!

Cake Figurine
Biddys - Cake Figurine
I can resist everything ...
except temptation.

Carded Figurine
Biddys - Carded Figurine
I still get carded!
(For my Senior Discount)

Maid Figurine
Biddys - Maid Figurine
At my age ...
I don't need a man,
I need a maid.

Sexy Back Figurine
Biddys - Sexy Back Figurine
She is bringing sexy back!

Mr. Right Now Bobble Figurine
Biddys - Mr. Right Now Bobble Figurine
Forget Mr. Right,
I'll take Mr. Right Now!

Classic Couple Figurine
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine
Still the classic couple.

Senior Ball Figurine
Coots and Biddys Senior Ball Figurine
They're still having a senior ball.

Still Agree Bobble Figurine
Coots and Biddys Still Agree Bobble Figurine
Shirts read "Yes dear." and "I'm still with stupid."
They still agree on just about everything.

Swinging Couple Figurine
Coots and Biddys Swinging Couple Figurine
Still a couple of swingers.

Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Still A Sexy Couple

Motor Running Couple
Motor Running Motorcycle Couple Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still lookin' for adventure in whatever comes their way...

Biddys Fabulous 50
Biddys Fabulous 50
50 and Fabulous

Biddys In Her 50's Figurine
Biddys In Her 50's Figurine
In her 50’s and still fabulous!

Coots Sexy 50
Coots In His 50's Figurine
In his 50’s and still a hottie!

Biddys In Her 60's Figurine
Biddys In Her 60's Figurine
In her 60’s and still so sexy!

Coots Stud 60
Coots Stud 60
60 and still a Stud

Coots Stud 60
Coots In His 60's Figurine
In his 60’s and still sexy!

Biddys In Her 70's Figurine
Biddys In Her 70's Figurine
In her 70’s and she's still got it!

Coots Stud 70
Coots In His 70's Figurine
In his 70’s and still sexy!

Biddys 22 Year Old Body Bobble Figurine
Biddys 22 Year Old Body Bobble Figurine
You can still have the body of a 22 year old… just get him drunk first.

Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Aging Aint for Sissies!

Biddys Perfect Age
Biddys Perfect Age
My age is between 39 and "It's none of your frickin' business"!

Biddys Aging Gracefully Figurine
Biddys Aging Gracefully Figurine
This is what I think of aging gracefully!

Coots Beer In Heaven Figurine
Coots Beer In Heaven Figurine
If they don't have beer in Heaven… I'm not going!

Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Belchenkenfarten Beer
Older, but still in good spirits.

Bingo Bobbing - Biddys
Bingo Bobbing - Biddys
At my age, this is what I call "Getting Lucky"!

Biddys Hoop Birthday Bobble Figurine
Biddys Hoop Birthday Bobble Figurine
Another birthday! Hoop de friggin' do!

Biddys Bling It On Figurine
Biddys Bling It On Figurine
Age... Bling it on!

Coots Bling It On! Figurine
Coots Bling It On! Figurine
Old age? Bling it on!

Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Still on a Roll.

Biddys Bowling Diva Figurine
Biddys Bowling Diva Figurine
Still a Bowling Diva!

Coots On The Road Figurine
Coots On The Road Figurine
Still on the go ... and often

Coots Motorcycle Rocker Animated Musical Figurine
Coots Motorcycle Rocker Animated Musical Figurine
Born to be wild…too old to care!
Plays the tune "Born To Be Wild"

Born to Lose - Coots
Born To Lose - Coots & Biddys
Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, ebido, etc, etc

Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Born to lose... hair, teeth, memory.

Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Still has the body of a god...Buddha!

Biddys Heavy Petting Figurine
Biddys Heavy Petting Figurine
Still likes a little heavy petting.

Coots A Coot and His Chair Bobbing
A Coot And His Chair - Coots & Biddys
A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.

Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
It must be time for a Senior Special somewhere.

Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks.

Coots Creeping Birthday Figurine
Creeping Birthday Figurine - Coots
Birthdays are like underpants, they keep creeping on you.

Biddys Cosmo Figurine
Biddys Cosmopolitan Figurine
I only need one drink to REALLY celebrate!

Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Criticism is just another service she offers.

Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Life is short...eat dessert first.

Coots Go The Distance Bobble Figurine
Coots Go The Distance Bobble Figurine
He can still go the distance.

Biddys Draw Figurine
Biddys Draw Figurine
The first time you ask me my age… will also be your last!

Biddys Absolutely Fabulous
A bit older maybe? but still Absolutely Fabulous.

Coots Super Fart Figurine
Coots Super Fart Figurine
Super Fart! He's got gas and he knows how to use it.

Biddys Fairy
Biddys Fairy
Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever.

Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Fashion is fickle but friendship is always in style.

Coots Fisherman
Coots Fisherman
Proud he can still get a big one.

Coots Fishing Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots Fishing Salt and Pepper Shakers

Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
A bit full-bodied but aged to perfection.

Biddys Garage Sale Goddess
Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Figure - Coots & Biddys
Goddess of Garage Sales

Coots Gettin' Any Figurine
Gettin' Any Figurine - Coots & Biddys
At his age "getting any" means "enough sleep".

Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Can't remember where he left his glasses.

Coots Golfer
Golfer Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still doesn't play well with others

Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
He's convinced that age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn’t matter

Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Still a Force on the Course.

Coots Play Everyday Perpetual Calendar
Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine
If he had it his way, he’d play everyday

Still supports a good cause.
Coots Good Cause Figurine
Still supports a good cause.

Biddy's Grandkids Bobble Figurine
Biddy's Grandkids Bobble Figurine
My grandkids are cuter than yours!

Biddys Coolest Grandma Figurine
Biddys Coolest Grandma Figurine
Worlds Coolest Grandma!

Coots Gets The Grill Figurine
Coots Gets The Grill Figurine
In the end, he still gets the grill.

Coots Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Swivel Chair Figurine
Coots Hot To Trot Bobble Figurine
He's still hot to trot!

Biddys I've Still Got It Mini Waterglobe
Biddys I've Still Got It Mini Waterglobe
Still got it! (It's just a little lower.)

Biddys Laugh Bobble Figurine
Biddys Laugh Bobble Figurine
LAUGH until you tinkle in your panties!

Coots Magnificent Bobble Figurine
Coots Magnificent Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
If things get better with age… then I must be MAGNIFICENT!

Biddys Mardi Gras - Biddy
Mardi Gras Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still can get totally outrageous

Old Fart Bobble Figurine
Old Fart Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
He's not just an Old Fart -- he passes new ones all the time

Old Friends Figurine
Old Friends Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Here's to old friends! They know everything about you but can't remember it.

High Pants Bobble Figurine
High Pants Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
The higher the pants, the closer to heaven.

Biddys Pulse Figurine
Biddys Pulse Figurine
The bartender used to check my ID… now he checks my pulse!

Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Still likes to race around the mall.

Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Retired and no longer takes any crap.

Coots Royal Pain
Royal Pain - Coots & Biddys
Retired but still works at being a royal pain in the ass.

Coots In The Sack Bobble Figurine
Coots In The Sack Bobble Figurine
A bit Older but still great in the sack.

Coots Senior Citizen
Coots Senior Citizen
I want my "SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT" right friggin' NOW!

Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
She's still a Mean Shopping Machine!

Spending my children’s inheritance
Coots Chick Magnet Bobble Figurine
Spending my children’s inheritance

Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes)

Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Still Likes To Get A Little Action.

Coots Stories Figurine
Coots Stories Figurine
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over…

Coots Truckin' Bobble Figurine
He keeps on Truckin’.

Biddys Like a Virgin Figurine
Biddys Like a Virgin Figurine
Still like a virgin.

Biddy's Water Cooler Figurine
Biddy's Water Cooler Figurine
Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Biddys Wonderous Woman Bobble Figurine
Biddys Wonderous Woman Bobble Figurine
A wee bit older but still a WONDEROUS WOMAN!



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