Coots & Biddys Birthday Cards
Coots & Biddys T-Shirts
Coots The Book
Biddys: A Comprehensive Study of Those Ladies with Big Hats and Little Dogs
Coots King of Remote Figurine
Still King of the Remote.
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
At this rate I should be able to retire by 147.
Coots New Hip Joints Figurine
I used to go to hip joints, now I need a new hip joint.
Coots & Biddys Buffet Figurine
So many buffets... so little time.
Coots & Biddys Skateboarder Figurine
Too Cool for School
Old Coot (formerly known as Stud Muffin).
Coots & Biddys Village People Figurine
The retirement village people
Biddys Red Hot Mama Bobble Figurine
A bit older, but still a RED HOT MAMA!
Coots & Biddys Between The Lines Figurine
How do I feel about aging! Read between the lines!
Biddys Booty Call Figurine
Booty Call?
Biddys Hottie Figurine
This hottie is one step above the rest!
Biddys My Age Figurine
I'd tell you my age... but then I'd have to kill you!
Biddys Play A Round Figurine
I still love to play a round!
Coots - Sexy Age Figurine
I'm too sexy for my age!
too sexy for my age!
Coots - Rock and Roll Figurine
Still likes to rock and roll!
Coots - Cool Old Dude Bobble Figurine
Radically Old Dude!
Biddys - Botox Figurine
Likes to show off her Botox!
Biddys - Hot Flash Dance Figurine
Now she does a
"Hot Flash Dance"!
Biddys - Grey Hares Bobble Figurine
As we get older,
what is a few more grey hares!
Biddy Babes Bobble Figurine
What happens with the girls,
stays with the girls!
Coots - Candles Figurine
Now the candles cost
more than the cake.
Coots - Chunky Dunk Figurine
At my age...
I don't skinny dip,
I chunky dunk!
Coots - No End Figurine
There's no end to the fun.
Coots - Old Fartful Figurine
Old enough to be a
Historical Monument:
OLD FARTFUL.
Coots - Women You Feel Figurine
You're only as young as
the women you feel.
Coots - Happy Hour Bobble Figurine
Every hour after retirement is
Happy Hour!
Biddys - Age Figurine
I don't lie about my age
I brag about it!
Biddys - Cake Figurine
I can resist everything ...
except temptation.
Biddys - Carded Figurine
I still get carded!
(For my Senior Discount)
Biddys - Maid Figurine
At my age ...
I don't need a man,
I need a maid.
Biddys - Sexy Back Figurine
She is bringing sexy back!
Biddys - Mr. Right Now Bobble Figurine
Forget Mr. Right,
I'll take Mr. Right Now!
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine
Still the classic couple.
Coots and Biddys Senior Ball Figurine
They're still having a senior ball.
Coots and Biddys Swinging Couple Figurine
Still a couple of swingers.
Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Still A Sexy Couple
Biddys Fabulous 50
50 and Fabulous
Biddys In Her 50's Figurine
In her 50’s and still fabulous!
Coots In His 50's Figurine
In his 50’s and still a hottie!
Biddys In Her 60's Figurine
In her 60’s and still so sexy!
Coots Stud 60
60 and still a Stud
Coots In His 60's Figurine
In his 60’s and still sexy!
Biddys In Her 70's Figurine
In her 70’s and she's still got it!
Coots In His 70's Figurine
In his 70’s and still sexy!
Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Aging Aint for Sissies!
Biddys Perfect Age
My age is between 39 and "It's none of your frickin' business"!
Biddys Aging Gracefully Figurine
This is what I think of aging gracefully!
Coots Beer In Heaven Figurine
If they don't have beer in Heaven… I'm not going!
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Belchenkenfarten Beer
Older, but still in good spirits.
Bingo Bobbing - Biddys
At my age, this is what I call "Getting Lucky"!
Biddys Hoop Birthday Bobble Figurine
Another birthday! Hoop de friggin' do!
Biddys Bling It On Figurine
Age... Bling it on!
Coots Bling It On! Figurine
Old age? Bling it on!
Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Still on a Roll.
Biddys Bowling Diva Figurine
Still a Bowling Diva!
Coots On The Road Figurine
Still on the go ... and often
Born To Lose - Coots & Biddys
Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, ebido, etc, etc
Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Born to lose... hair, teeth, memory.
Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Still has the body of a god...Buddha!
Biddys Heavy Petting Figurine
Still likes a little heavy petting.
A Coot And His Chair - Coots & Biddys
A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.
Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
It must be time for a Senior Special somewhere.
Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks.
Creeping Birthday Figurine - Coots
Birthdays are like underpants, they keep creeping on you.
Biddys Cosmopolitan Figurine
I only need one drink to REALLY celebrate!
Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Criticism is just another service she offers.
Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Life is short...eat dessert first.
Coots Go The Distance Bobble Figurine
He can still go the distance.
Doctor Figurine
Old doctors never die! ( They just lose their patience)
Biddys Draw Figurine
The first time you ask me my age… will also be your last!
A bit older maybe? but still Absolutely Fabulous.
Coots Super Fart Figurine
Super Fart! He's got gas and he knows how to use it.
Biddys Fairy
Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever.
Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Fashion is fickle but friendship is always in style.
Coots Fireman
Old firefighters never die (Their hose just shrivels a bit)
Coots Fisherman
Proud he can still get a big one.
Coots Fishing Salt and Pepper Shakers
Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
A bit full-bodied but aged to perfection.
Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Figure - Coots & Biddys
Goddess of Garage Sales
Gettin' Any Figurine - Coots & Biddys
At his age "getting any" means "enough sleep".
Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Can't remember where he left his glasses.
Golfer Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still doesn't play well with others
Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Still a Force on the Course.
Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine
If he had it his way, he’d play everyday
Coots Good Cause Figurine
Still supports a good cause.
Biddy's Grandkids Bobble Figurine
My grandkids are cuter than yours!
Biddys Coolest Grandma Figurine
Worlds Coolest Grandma!
Coots Gets The Grill Figurine
In the end, he still gets the grill.
Coots Gone Tomorrow Animated Figurine
Hair today... gone tomorrow.
Coots Hot To Trot Bobble Figurine
He's still hot to trot!
Biddys Hydrate Bobble Figurine
You hydrate your way, honey, and I’ll hydrate mine.
Biddys I've Still Got It Mini Waterglobe
Still got it! (It's just a little lower.)
Biddys Laugh Bobble Figurine
LAUGH until you tinkle in your panties!
Biddys Vanity Make-Up Figurine
Sometimes I 'make-up' my age!
Mardi Gras Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still can get totally outrageous
High Pants Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
The higher the pants, the closer to heaven.
Biddys Party All Night Bobble Figurine
I can still party all night… as long as I’m in bed by eight.
Biddys Pulse Figurine
The bartender used to check my ID… now he checks my pulse!
Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Still likes to race around the mall.
Coots Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing
Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures.
Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Retired and no longer takes any crap.
Royal Pain - Coots & Biddys
Retired but still works at being a royal pain in the ass.
Coots Risky Coot Figurine
Aging is a "risky business"!
Coots In The Sack Bobble Figurine
A bit Older but still great in the sack.
Biddys Senior Citizen Discount
I want my Senior Citizen Discount right friggin' now!
Coots Senior Citizen
I want my "SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT" right friggin' NOW!
Coots Senior Coin Tray
I want my Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin now!
Coots Senior Citizen Mini Waterglobe
I want my 'SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT' right friggin' NOW!
Biddys Sexy 60
Too sexy to be in her 60’s!
Biddys Friends Salt and Pepper Shakers
Shoppers Coffee Mug - Biddys
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
She's still a Mean Shopping Machine!
Exercise Shopper Bobble Figurine - Biddys
Shopping is all the exercise she needs.
Coots Sixpack Bobble Figurine - Coots
I stay fit by working on my sixpack.
Coots Chick Magnet Bobble Figurine
Spending my children’s inheritance
Coots Coot Idol Bobble Figurine
Still an American Idol.
Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes)
Biddys Still Hot Mini Waterglobe
She's Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes!)
Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Still Likes To Get A Little Action.
Biddys Thong Bobble Figurine
Still looks hot in a thong!
Coots Stories Figurine
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over…
Coots Viagra
He takes Viagra but only so he won't pee on his shoes.
Biddys Like a Virgin Figurine
Still like a virgin.
Biddy's Water Cooler Figurine
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Whining With Friends - Coots & Biddys
A little whining with friends is a good thing.
Biddys Global Wining Figurine
She supports "Global Wining!"
Biddys Wonderous Woman Bobble Figurine
A wee bit older but still a WONDEROUS WOMAN!
Coots Flasher Wooden Key Holder
Biddys Bad Memory Wall Plaque
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
Biddys Fashion Friends Wall Plaque
Fashion is fickle, but friendship is always in style.
Biddys Shopping Wall Plaque
Whoever said money can't but happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Biddys Whining Friends Wall Plaque
A little whining with friends is a good thing.
